March 15, 2005
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This picture has no significance whatsoever.
I'm burning the midnight oil, cigarettes, shit, piss, hair, and whatever combustible I can find to stay awake. All of my projects have an artificial deadline of March 25, the day I leave for home.
Not only do I have to finish my projects, but I also have to set up my new projects in San Francisco. I also have to pack my shit and take a licensing test in Austin on Monday. Actually it's an AIDS test. I failed last time, but I've been studying real hard so maybe I'll pass.
I'm kidding you fucks.
Right now, I look horrid. I look like I've been sitting in crashing planes all day. My hair is puffy, my eyes are burning, my skin is probably oily, my dick is limp, and my socks aren't matching. See, there's tired and then there is horrid. Right now I'm horrid.
Sunday is the big explosion shoot that has been re-scheduled. Whoops, I shouldn't say big explosion because the city of Houston won't clear us for it. It's going to be a small explosion, meaning I'll have to get physically closer to it, meaning I hope I get some sleep on Saturday night.
It's one thing to have a limp dick, but it'd be a shame if it blew off or even just got scalded badly.
Some of you have asked me what it is exactly that I do for a living. It's hard to describe and much more difficult to explain than my attraction to slapping people. Let's just say I do a lot of things, but the funniest thing I do is own a pet store. Who would've thought, you know.
Another thing I do is slap people. I don't do it for a living because no one is willing to pay me for it.
My posts are sucking bad. I know. Lemme get through this shit and I promise you I'll get better after I get back home to San Francisco. If you don't see an improvement, I will let you slap me as hard as possible.*
* I get to slap you back, though. And don't wear rings or hold rocks and shit.
Comments (18)
"karate boy. oktoberfest. your gf. sex. an accordian. put that all together."
karate kid 4?
slapping little kids should be a national pasttime.
oops i farted.
i'll guess "children" because that's the only track i know. and it's a good one, don' cha know...
ryc: been reading some Yeats poems and that's where i got crazy jane from. she's crazy, don' cha know?
umm, yes, that's an affirmative on the employer. remember neil from speech team? (i didn't just speech team out you, did i?) i'm pretty sure he works here, too. or else, who the fuck is that guy who keeps looking at me as if he recognizes me but isn't sure where from? (you're not friends with him, are you? if you are, maybe you shouldn't mention all this because i could be totally wrong about everything and just really really crazy).
uhh... yeah, i'm pretty sure i'd pay you to slap some of the people i work with...
i am sure u can find someone to pay u for slapping him or her ...
ew... i hate air plane travelling ... :shivers: i am usually the one sitting behind u throwing up like crazy and lose 10 lbs (thats a bit above 10% of my weight) because i sat in an air plane for a couple of hours ...
i hate travel in generl ... its scary ...bus rides are always crappy ... and i hate driving my own ass ... dat leaves me with very little if i want to travel ...
so ... what do u do for a living? ^___^ jk
i think the HIV test is a test that u actually WANT to fail ...cuz if u pass it means ur positive
i'll let you slap me for 1 million dollars!
tip: tip help you during your horrid phase, place a big paper bag over your head. to spruce up the browness, draw in eyes, a nose, and a mouth.
wait u built that explosion case for your camera and its been sitting unused until now? you know what you should have done with it, put a midget inside and shoot stuff at him. else have a be a mime inside the box.
Finally, fucking-ly, are you actually going to use that bomb-proof box you created for a camera? I was going to bitch at you about whatever the hell happened to it.
Why the hell do I find myself swearing alot more after reading your blog entries. It's like I'm possessed.
You said you were going on vacation in 21 days. Then you said you are going home on March 25. I haven't been counting but I hope home is not your vacation. You're probably getting ready for your vacation at home, right? GOD, I AM SO FUCKIN SMART.
p.s. I bet you are playing the Children track, AREN'T you? GOD, I AM SMART.
SHIT, someone already said Children. Okay, I'm an IDIOT. I DON'T CARE! (plus I committed the Xanga sin of triple posting in comments - STUPID!)
don't you wish penises were like spoiled nyc pets? can just drop it off at the groomers, acupuncturist or the shrink when it needs a tune-up.....
hey stranger. get some sleep.
slapping people for a living is in the job description of a pimp. do you sell white’ tree frogs? they’re fucking awesome.
you should slap the the keebler elf..........the keebler elf needs a slap.
combustion is great from what i've heard. it's particularly good if you're familiar with a lot of compositing techniques and 3D Studio Max. it's also easier to get into Flame and Inferno using it, but I've never personally used it.
the song i have playing on my site is by temporary residence, the song is named 'hello! we move through weather!' on the we move through weather 2LP/CD.
their site is http://www.temporaryresidence.com/
My socks aren't matching either.
Have a safe trip back to San Fran.
Dood.
I'm not the biggest nerd at my school. Fuck you. I'm not even a nerd. I'm awesome. You're just jealous cause my penis is bigger than yours. Damn inferiors.
my socks never match.
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