July 5, 2005
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Last week. A sundae on a Sunday with my girl.
It's hard to sit at home and write because there are too many distractions. The weather is suiting me just fine and the walks I've been trekking on have been so good to me. Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays are the nights me and my best friend go walking, the other nights I'm on my own or with my girl.
I don't prefer one over the other. I just like to shut up and walk.
Being a walker means runners/joggers are those cousins you want to keep away from and bicyclists are mortal enemies. R/J's always look tired and never have a chance to truly appreciate their surroundings. They're also fucking up their knees by running on pavement. I'd tell them to go to a track, but I secretly want them to die.
Bicyclists wearing spandex think they look like Lance Armstrong but really look like X-men rejects. I hate them because they think they are entitled to one lane of traffic. Look, just because the law says it's right doesn't mean it is. Take that law about not killing people for instance. I ignore that shit all the time.
In my car.
When you fucks cut me off at an intersection.
I so want to shove my side mirror into bicyclist ass.
Comments (15)
i hit a bicyclist on beach street once. or twice.
you know I believe you once wrote a story from the perspective of a pathetic super hero.
I think.
You need to stop taking pictures of food and show us the money shots.
when did u come to my house?
hahaha
you're girl is a paper Dixie cup???
bicyclists make me glad i'm not a bicyclist.
Car side mirrors and bicyclist ass sounds like a wild party to me.
the ice cream looks damn good ... but how would u eat it tho? the cup looks so long -.-''.... have them put it on a bowl next time for easy eating ^___________^
those ppl on bikes scare me ... i am afraid they might fall of their own bike but land on my car and den sue me ...
I always get an urge to hit bicyclist when I drive, because I have to constantly watch them not to accidentaly hit them. Funny how they themselves never watch out for the cars. If I were ever to go after them they'll never know what hit em.
ryc: its the size of a tank.
i think people wear spandex for a reason (gasp). if you're stretching over your bike with regular shorts, some people may get a view of your crotch. but spandex eliminates that prob. so it's kind of functional
Sometimes I have an urge to turn my vehicle into oncoming traffic and then I imagine, scene by scene, how that would play out. Like in a movie.
I've noticed you are very focused on food. I am ambivalent towards food. Nobody understands me.
i just hate people in general.
wouldn't it be great if you had a thing in your car vents to shoot darts out of? imagine the possibilities!!!
I so want to shove my side mirror into bicyclist ass.
Man, you should actually try that. That would be fucking awesome.
Man dies from rectal injuries after car's side mirror was shoved all the way into his lower intestine.
Oh man, that's badass.
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