October 27, 2005
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Been sleepless lately. No matter what time I go to bed I end up waking up at three and five o’clock. It’s like my body thinks I’m the Gorton’s fisherman or something. I’ve tried sleeping at ten, twelve, and two. Same shit. I’ve tried drinking. No luck there, just empty bottles. Anybody have advice?
I have a strange feeling it’s because I don’t have sex.
This perdicament is probably why people came up with the idea to “save your virginity”. It could very likely have absolutely nothing to do with wholesomeness or the love for a god. Think about it. Don’t you know some virgin assholes and wonderful non-virgins? No? You’re fucking lying.
My theory is that people figured out withdrawal from sex can make you do some crazy shit. ‘Like what’ you ask? Well, there’s this hole in a tree that is looking kinda fucking good to me right now.
I’ll use this last space to send out a warning. If anyone talks to me in person while I’m totally ‘backed up’, I might come off as a virgin asshole to you because my girlfriend isn’t around to keep me in a wonderful mood. It could also be the fact that I am not a wonderful non-virgin to begin with, but an asshole non-virgin at heart. Either way, well, you won’t like talking to me and chances are I won’t like talking to you.
Come to think of it, I was an asshole before I lost my virginity, too.
Comments (10)
Me too. For the past week or so, I have been sleepless. I sleep about 3-4 hours each night. When I wake up, it is harder to go back to sleep because everything around me is still exactly the same. In a way, it seems like going to sleep and waking up is hard.
is there any other way to live life? i doubt it. and would you want to if you could? probably not. assholes unite!
Hi Asshole
*wink*
asshole
wat about your buddy Righty? or your other friend Lefty?
but then…before you lost your virginity…you didn’t know what it was like… so you’re probably a bigger asshole now when you’re deprived of it then before you even experienced it.
premarital sex is bad
no sex and no sleep? transhumanize!
Seeing how all your do is travel around and make bomb-proof camera cases – how about you just goto bed at 5am- try it!
awww… u miss ur girlfriend …. u should have just went with her …..