Month: January 2006

  • Above is a pic from New Year's Eve with my better half at Tablespoon restaurant. Food was better than average, but the service was killer. Too bad you have to rub elbows with some Polk Street/Pacific Heights snobs. Towards the end of the night, we were flanked by pricks on both sides. Or were they balls? 'Cause you know, I'm a big dick.

    I'm not saying I have a big dick. I'm saying I AM a big dick.


    When I say rub elbows I mean it literally. The place is tiny and covered in trendy glass tile. That means crowded and loud. The service almost makes up for it, though. Check it out if you want to have a nice night out without spending too much money.
    I had a pretty productive day. I've finally figured out how to get to job#2 via MUNI. A lot of my friends and co-workers don't understand my fascination with public transportation. They ask if I like lengthy travel times and sitting next to people that smell like the unmistakable combination of piss, shit, and puke. I usually answer 'yes' to both questions, which is an indication as to why I don't have many friends and co-workers stay away from me.



  • Pictures of food, the symphony, and food are on the way. There's also a picture taken from an airplane, but it's not all that interesting. I do have a picture of Antonio Banderas' cologne. If you already knew Antonio Banderas has a cologne, well, you might be a dork. Or it could mean you get out more than I do. If the latter is true, I resent the fuck out of you.

    It's okay, though, because I am devestatingly attractive and sexually superior to all of you. I'm not insecure or anything, I just like to announce it every once in a while because I am a jerk.