Trying to write some wrongs.
My nature is pretty wicked. A few nights ago, my friend and I talked about 'Lost'. We made a list of the women on the show and ranked them in order of 'if we had to' fuck-ability. Kate and, surprisingly, Claire topped my list. Rose and Rousseau were at the bottom. They even fell below Charlie.
I know that's not all that wicked, but you don't know the reasons accompanying all of the women's rankings. They're pretty fucked up and I realize they are a reflection of my personality.
If I were on 'Lost', I'd probably incur the wrath of the survivors on like the first week. They'd find out I had been shitting on their tents or whatever and stealing their food and water. Except it wouldn't be because I was greedy or anything. It'd be used to make people do stupid things for food. I'm pretty sure you'd hate me if I had a stash of food and made you try to suck your own dick or throw your poo at Locke.
Yeah, I'd get killed quick on that show.
I'd also get killed quick because I'd constantly ask Rousseau if she could at least do something about that hair because, you know, she's ugly.
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