May 18, 2006

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  Trying to write some wrongs.

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  My nature is pretty wicked. A few nights ago, my friend and I talked about ‘Lost’. We made a list of the women on the show and ranked them in order of ‘if we had to’ fuck-ability. Kate and, surprisingly, Claire topped my list. Rose and Rousseau were at the bottom. They even fell below Charlie.

  I know that’s not all that wicked, but you don’t know the reasons accompanying all of the women’s rankings. They’re pretty fucked up and I realize they are a reflection of my personality.

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  If I were on ‘Lost’, I’d probably incur the wrath of the survivors on like the first week. They’d find out I had been shitting on their tents or whatever and stealing their food and water. Except it wouldn’t be because I was greedy or anything. It’d be used to make people do stupid things for food. I’m pretty sure you’d hate me if I had a stash of food and made you try to suck your own dick or throw your poo at Locke.

  Yeah, I’d get killed quick on that show.

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  I’d also get killed quick because I’d constantly ask Rousseau if she could at least do something about that hair because, you know, she’s ugly.

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