February 5, 2007
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Oddly Unfamiliar
We work so that we can fly away.
I would like to thank the San Francisco Rent Control Board for making my life a living hell.
Went to Two Restaurant (formerly Hawthorne Lane) the other night. Wow. Never realized how much I hated this new tapa-style dining craze. Hawthorne was famous for being ridiculously over priced, serving huge platters, and the expense form on the back of its receipts. Now it’s a half-assed Mediterranean influenced menu that serves tiny dishes at 8/10 the original price.
Bad, bad, bad.
And no, I don’t have pictures because I forgot my camera.
The great thing about running is that you are either too engrossed by your surroundings or trying so hard not to pass out that you don’t notice your surroundings. It’s a great stress relief, and I think I’ll start doing it again because I have a lot of stress in my life right now.
I need to come up with $30K by the end of this month, otherwise Lo Kee Man will come looking for me with a meat cleaver.
Only half of that sentence is true.
In my quest to find $30K, I have decided to join 24 Hour Fitness. They have this sweet deal where you can sign up for three years for $500. While spending money during a time where I need to make money can be considered moronic, I made an emotional reason to buy a membership because I would rather fail with six pack abs than succeed with a beer gut.
I have to go now. A tenant needs to get his ass kicked.

Comments (4)
Please don’t make us taiwanese look bad by eating dog.
woof…
I’ve never heard of Taiwanese eating dogs….maybe the mainland but not tw…
woof.
‘wetworks’ is a script that i wrote a long time ago. im reworking the crappy ending.
i think my friend just signed up for the same 24 hour fitness deal. did you get a free water bottle and bright orange giants shirt? he did. if you didnt then you totally got screwed out of $1.50 worth of free gifts.
i went to 24 HR Fitness for a week when i was in S.F. i didn’t like the equipment. the one by the baseball stadium anyways. i hear the others are much better. stupid sales person kept calling me to sign up afterwards. dude, i live in boston fuccer. i changed my number.
Blahahaha.
How’d the confrontation go?