June 21, 2007

  • Great


    From the movie Colma: the Musical.

    Wow. I update for the first time in months and xanga crashes the next day. Lets see if I can do it two days in a row.


    I am actually jealous that my friend’s movie is doing well. My goal back in college was to have his success right now. Except it wasn’t to make Asian American musicals. It was to make pornographic Asian American musicals. I think there is a niche market, and I seriously would like to tap it.


    I saw this documentary on Ron Jeremy once. It turned me off to making porn because there is this scene where the camera operator has to ‘dolly up’ to an asshole. It’s like physically bringing the camera, and therefore your nose, up to an asshole. That, my friends, is absolutely disgusting. So the next time you are watching porn and they give you a gratuitous shot of anus, you know how they did it.


    Perhaps I should teach a porn film appreciation class. I wonder if anyone would sign up.


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