July 27, 2007
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A friend of a friend is going to Japan today, so we all met up last night to bid him farewell. OffToJapan isn’t really a good friend of mine, and I don’t understand how I keep getting invited to these things. To be honest, I don’t think the rest of his crew likes me very much. My jokes go either unheard or fall flat. Actually, a couple times last night, one or two people would hear a crack I made and re-use it for themselves.
Hey, sometimes you fit in and sometimes you sit there and glare at people.
My social skills have been pretty bad lately. Although I am not much of a dancer, I do pick my nose as if no one is looking. I also keep having these enormously inappropriate erections.
I joined Facebook because The GF wanted me to look at pictures from the wedding. Damn. I am one ugly motherfucker. Not that I thought I was handsome, but I never thought I was ugly. But you know what? I am ugly.
Maybe ugly is a bit strong. It’s just that I look like a mix between a 16 year old’s undeveloped body and a 30 year old’s stressed out face. Oh wait. That is ugly.
Comments (4)
you caved… facebook. really… and here you were my american idol. no longer damnit. no longer.
I was not in college when Facebook arrived. I did not have an .edu email address. Sure they opened it up now, but I refused to take sloppy seconds. I refuse to be a second class citizen to a bunch of kids that were in diapers while I was owning Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson’s Punch-out.
On another note – I’m glad to see you’re still kickin’
Kinda like a catfish’s head on a pike’s body? Yes yes, it all makes visual sense now.
Damn, that IS ugly.
do they!?! i knew i shouldnt have gone drinking yesterday…