January 24, 2005
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I miss food in San Francisco.
And I miss mojitos.Can anyone in Houston recommend a good mojito to me? A decent meal to go along with that would be nice. If it’s a winner, I’ll buy your ass a drink.
Fucking unreliable. The shoot for Sunday got cancelled. Waiting for a later date. All I know is, I’m gonna shoot an explosion if I have to blow something up myself.But for right now, I’m just going to blow up my toilet.
Considering my girl is on her way to U-Dub, there is a slight possibility that she might meet someone nice. Nice meaning much better than me. I can admit it, it’s okay. I’m definitely not bachelor number one. At least not in this country.I think in Taiwan I crack the top ten thousand while in the Arctic I’m in the top ten. In the US, I’m like number ten billion, way behind all the George Clooneys and autistic children.
Anyway, I’m wondering if I could actually function as a single man in today’s society. I’m not sure if I can still woo woman or if I ever did. If you ask Kinky how I trapped–I mean started to date her, she’d probably be silent for a few minutes and realize that she has been duped but she doesn’t know how.
I used a line. Really, I did. It took this gem to win her heart.+ If I were a fly, I’d fly to you because you are the shit.
And I have felt that way ever since we started going out.
Forgot my camera today, but we decided to test the blast box further. Wow, that fucker can take a beating. The plexi-glass is so thick that it beats out a thinner piece of left over Lexan I have.I fired a fully automatic airsoft MP5 at the box and nothing happened. I shot the Lexan and cracked that bitch. I guess the only good thing about the Lexan is even though it cracked, it doesn’t affect the surface. Just the material between the laminate cracks.
I’m feeling a little bit better about leaving the camera in the box now, but I’m not sure I’m comfortable leaving my girl around handsome phD students. Any male phD U-Dubbers reading this is being warned right now: talk, wink, or breathe around my girlfriend and you get a test tube shoved up your anus. Open side first, asshole.
This rectal and general penetration talk is getting old. Next entry will focus on my fabulous hair and bodily fluid ejection.
Comments (19)
you miss this guy?
so gay man
so gay.
wwhheew! and i really thought it was me. and i hate you for posting food pics. now im hungry.
yeah u gotta watch those udub guys… theyre very charming….. trust me! im a uw alumnus… LOL
mojitos are so good
NUT!
Hugs~S~
you’ve got game! just stay fly.
haha. someone fell for a line?
looking forward to your next post, so don’t disappoint. hehhe. =P
hey, thanks for making me feel like a freak.
that’s all so… umm… i don’t really know how to describe it, but maybe… sweet, in a disturbing way? repulsive, in a lovey-dovey way? is there a word for that type of emotion?
mojitos are great. i had the best one at Asia Du Cuba in NY.
foiled yet again by them wretched autistics!
yeah, i hate it when that happens too.
I’m glad you were able to trap your gf with that snazzy pickup line. She must’ve been very very drunk. =P
You take really good pics of food. On my computer’s monitor that meat and onion rings looking dish looks life size and pretty tasty.
ryc: I have a co-worker who picks his ears constantly. The keys on his computer’s keyboard are mucked with wax, and the sound holes on the earpiece of his office telephone are partially clogged. I’d say his quirk is worse than your nose picking, unless of course you wipe the boogers from your finger onto the earpiece of your telephone. If that’s the case, then you are the clear winner.
i dont care if jap men do crazy stuff, its still no excuse for the wives to be hypocrites is what im saying.
lol yellowbastid…
Pic 1 looks yummy!
wow. because Airsoft guns are reallly powerful. i shot some guy in the nipple with one of those things and it fell off.
since when did u have a gf??
oh yeah.. and that quote on my xanga is a nationwide statistic.. not just for cali where everything costs an arm and a leg. =)