March 8, 2005
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Overall, this is going to be a very crazy month. I try not to keep track, but I only have twenty-one more days to go before I leave for my mini-Euro vacation. You know how people say vacations ‘couldn’t have come at a better time’? Well, a better time for my vacation is right now.
Some of these American Idol singers stink worse than durian. There’s this one guy with long hair and an ass where his chin should be. He really sucks. He sucks more than the whores of Amsterdam combined.But I hope he wins. Because if he cut his hair, he’d look like Gary Sinise. And Gary Sinise fans just haven’t seen enough of Gary Sinise lately. Plastering ass-chin everywhere would make them happy.
Too bad it’ll never happen. Ass-chin will lose and Gary Sinise fans, just like Gary Sinise, will scowl and scowl and scowl.
American Idol is critiqued by Journey’s former bassist, a former Laker girl who was handed a microphone one day, and a from the mailroom to boardroom exec.
I don’t mean to shit on anyone’s beliefs, so don’t take this the wrong way. Why do winners of contests and elections sometimes thank God first and foremost? If I’m not mistaken, Christians do this the most. I went to a Catholic school (explains why I’m so fucked up) and I think I have a relatively good grasp about being thankful to God and the such.But is this what s/he really meant? Thank me at the Oscars, Presidential elections, VMA’s, etc.? To me, at least half of the people who thank God in public do so because that’s what they were taught. I don’t think they mean that shit, which means they would be using the Lord’s name in vain if I am correct.
What kind of fucking language am I using today? If?
I’m always correct.
Joe Pesci’s Oscar acceptance speech is pretty good.Joe Pesci: Thank you.
One day, I will be at the Oscars. Onstage and everything. I’ll be waxing the floor after everyone leaves, but I’ll be sure to thank God because I wouldn’t want to go to hell for not being thankful. It’s not like I can repent later in life.Sorry, I just don’t get it anymore.
The person that brought all this on me (and indirectly to you) has been trying to convince me that I should be a Christian and such because it can bring structure to my life. Religion can definitely help a lot of people in this world, but I’m not one of them.When this person comes by tomorrow and tries to convince me again, I will choose one of the following:
A) Slap ‘em in the face
B) Politely decline
C) ‘Go fuck yourself.’
D) ‘Do you believe in me?’ I’ll ask. ‘Yes? Good. Because I’m God, and you can go to hell.’
E) ‘Hallelujah, I’m cured.’
Comments (22)
come to the door nekkid with three 6′s on your chest.
You just took some vacation to Seattle and you’re taking another one in 21 days. You don’t have to be thanking God but you better be thanking someone for being able to take some many *$(*@#$@ vacations.
I choose D).
it’s the weather in vegas right now. frikkin’ paradise.
i subscribed to you because you are that hardcore.
^
Hah.
Well the first person I would thank is superman. Cause that’s how it’s gotta be.
i think i’d say,”sorry (polite decline)i’m not a bible preacher. but hey, do you believe in me? cause i’m fuckin god, so go fuck yourself.’ then i’d slap the person good and say,” hallelujah, you’re cured.”
feel you with the god thanking comment. what a load of horseshit.
always entertaining when dropping by. -peggy
american idol… what a load of crap. bah, most t.v. is anyway.
ur pix is so blue..
it looks like a postcard >_<
vacation huh? nice/
F) sacrafice goat in front of him then proceed to dance around a blazing inferno naked singing “joy to the world”
i would choose that..
durian does stink, doesn’t it? i was watching a discovery times show on the senses, and a “musky” smell just means a pretty smell with a tiny amount of putrid human body odor. it’s like taiwanese stinky tofu. how can people eat something that smells like hot vomit?
religion is for those who can’t rationalize our need for faith. we all need a reason to live. whether you call it ‘god’ or ‘allah’ or enlightenment or mind-blowing sex, it’s a way to justify the good and bad things that happen to you. tell him you found god last nite at the by-the-hour motel: “oh god! oh god! oh my god!”
Gary Sinise hasn’t been beautiful since Apollo 13.
‘are you willing to accept that i perform in adult movies for a living?’, should do the trick.
american idol and religion, huh? i could go on for hours… i’m going to choose not to approach that religion comment because i could go on and on about that one. but i agree with you. very few performers reflect the religious attitude that they’re so inclined to throw around when it comes time to thank someone. as for american idol… i’m curious about which long-haired performer you’re refering to but i’m a little afraid that anything i write will make me sound so 10th grade. so i’m going to let it go.
and yes, “frozen yogurt” is technically frozen yogurt. but when that shit unfreezes, it’s technically nasty.
American Idol is stupid.
I like to thank God for finding your page and getting a laugh every entry. I like to thank xanga for noncensorship of curse words without once half the shit we write weren’t be funny. I just like to thank God again. Thanks God.
glad you brought the american crapmidol up…man do they suck. especially the african american girl that looks like a freakin alien who got their face ran over by a semi-, then got thrown out into the ocean and got hit in the face by a cruise ship…why da hell is she still there? I must say I do have my favorite though…i dont know her last name but that girl Lindsey…man, she’s like hot. Not to mention, she sucks as well…she’s got two things working for her.
Lay down..now I’m gonna JUMP on your chest…….HOLD ON! That ISN’T the way to cure someone who isn’t breathing?? Maybe it WASN’T first aid, cpr I took *wink*
Take care you nut case~S
those religious ppl scare me … >< …. tell them to fuck themselves … i dont like american idols either … FOX should just show simpsons all day …
o … i am meeting two lawyers because of business stuff … its for work … contract laws ^________________^ … its so gay that i have to travel to palo verdes tho … those fuckers ought to pay me more …
ha durian. it’s weird but i never thought it smelled bad. i think i’m the only one.
and american idol is a waste of airtime. as with a lot of other reality shows.
and F) nod. smile. walk away.
or G) ‘i’m buddist’
remember to visit the red light district in amsterdam. my friend who went over the summer had a guy in their tour group eat a banana out of a lady’s poon. ha!
Blahahhaha E. Please. I’m religious actually, but this Jehova’s Witness believer person I dont know what they’re called. Jehova’s Witnesses, tried to tell me that Jesus wasn’t REALLY named Jesus. Instead they showed me their bible and said: HERE. See? The son of God is JEHOVA. But being the polite little asian girl that I am I nodded and told them in Korean thank you for the pamphlets and closed the door. Making sure that I made a really loud noise when I locked the door. ):
some of these comments make me want to barf. tee hee.