May 17, 2005
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Hi, here are some snapshots of an airline, its food, better food, and a fucking prince.
I flushed the airplane toilet somewhere over Rochester. I have since made a mental note to not live three centimeters east of Rochester simply because it is a sky toilet.
It’s almost like eating in one of those revolving restaurants at the top of tall buildings…
…except it’s really not.
English Pub Food: the phenomenon when food looks exactly the same when it goes in as when it comes out.
On Saturday, Prince Harry told two reporters from Teen Beat that ‘I was going to dress up like Napoleon Dynamite and bring numbchucks to my dad’s wedding, but my grandma is a flippin’ idiot!’
Kinky is chatting it up with two other women as Prince Hairy chats it up with a swingers couple and a Royal Saluter. Kinky and the two other women are ignoring me. They openly fantasize about being Mrs. Prince Harry. I let Kinky fantasize all she wants. Frankly, it ain’t happening, baby.
Oh you can try to seduce a prince, but I’d tell the guy all of your embarassing secrets and that I have pubic crabs.
For the record, I don’t have pubic crabs.
Anymore.
Shotstar and Tommywooh had the funniest comments to my last post. You other people need to pick up the slack. Only advice I can give is eat more exotic foods (like your pets) or pay attention to production company idents at the end of your favorite vintage sitcom.
By the way, Prince Harry didn’t really say that thing about his grandma. And that couple ain’t from Teen Beat. I don’t who they are, but I do know Prince Harry was pointing out that he had the biggest feet of the three men.
He also added that his feet were quite smelly, as well.
Comments (10)
i’ll funny up the comments when you funny up the posts, my little pussy fart.
i have some of the exact same photos as u
except the map is not london but in tokyo and the scene outside the window is city not the glaciers >_<
now you’re just asking too much from your readers
yah, those things r tough. *sigh*
i hate flights.
more pics, please!
i justed wanted a good comment on sunday’s post. thanks. thanks alot.
even tho the majority of air plane food suck … those air plane peanuts are surprisingly good … i always jack my dad’s when ever we do fly … but i think over the years, that might have decreased in quality … nevertheless, still good …
i think they store the air plane poop … and only drop them in certain areas … no?
that didn’t look like prince harry…u sure u crashed the right wedding?? how u been dude…ur always on vacation..i wann go next time…only place i’ve been lately is nyc…nyc was great…need to go back there…i miss central park..
Is Prince Harry the sexy one?
Cause I don’t see it..
wow, u really like to travel, eh?