October 6, 2005

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  Because you care:
  mais que nada
  adriena bartosova
  oba, oba, oba

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  It’s been asked a few times, what I do for a living. When asked that, normal people have normal answers. I’m a cop, an accountant, hooker, etc. Unfortunately I’m not normal. Far from it. I’m so far from normal that they wouldn’t even let me on the short bus to go to school.

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  Yes, I own a semi-new business that deals with industrial design and business solutions. This means I have a lot of bills and depend on a constant cash flow. It also means I sometimes take part time jobs in between my travels.

  Most importantly, it means I can do things like travel or clubbing if I feel like it. Clubbing as in I usually club my part time bosses in the face before I leave for a new country.

  So I guess you can say I’m a mediocre designer by trade, part time hire by necessity, and wannabe porno director(my resume is adorned with naked women).

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  Now is an even better time to get a second job because my girlfriend has moved to Seattle. I literally have no one to do or travel extensively with.

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  Deciding factors in getting a second job:

  -make and save more money by working seven days a week
  -Niners suck so bad that I can’t bear to watch
  -sexually frustrated (less chance of a tantrum if I’m in public/working environment)
  -outlet for excess energy not being used for sex
  -need to buy a house in a couple years, would appreciate not eating ramen for the rest of my life after buying said house

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  What the hell do you guys do?

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