October 10, 2005
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Because you guys care:
oh sherrie
steve perry
after all your words of steel
Some people are marginally ugly. There are people who aren’t very good looking. And then, there are some downright ugly motherfuckers. You know, so ugly that they know they’re ugly and they know that you are thinking they are ugly. Do you ever feel bad for them, feel bad that they have to go through life like that?I’m talking so ugly that they look borderline retarded. So ugly that super braces couldn’t keep their teeth from sticking out AT you.
It might be fucked up of me to be thinking this shit, but the bus ride on Mission has it’s fair share of ugly people. (Including yours truly.)But the bus ride usually has at least one beautiful female and, uh, male. The female is usually some designer or stylist who’s wearing a wicked hair do and funky pair of jeans. The ‘beautiful’ male is usually some guy in high heels and sequined cocktail dress.
One time me and my girl are in the car. We’re stopped at the red light on 9th and Howard. She sees a couple of tall women crossing the intersection with pullmans.“Wow, they must be models,” she says. “They’re so tall.”
I squint a little bit. “That’s because they’re guys from Asia SF.”
“Oh, that would explain it.”
Anybody know if you can get the PENCK phone in the US?
Comments (10)
ryc: maybe i am a lesbian. i never really thought of that.
anyway, i saw this guy yesterday with titties and a dress. or was it a woman with a moustache? oh well- to each his/her own. afterall, this is coming from the girl who thought she’d make one last attempt at her college roommie on the roommate’s wedding morning…
ohh, the things that would go into my xanga if the majority of my readers weren’t christian friends from college.
the gimp didn’t comment!
i hate ugly people … i duno why they are allowed to procreate … u know wut happened?! ugly people keep on procreating with each other !! so ugly people just keep on getting uglier …
gay guys are usually really good looking …
asians and their damned phones.
wa.. there is so much birdie poopies on the poor green bench..
hey bitch, I’m ready to make a porno now. Are you interested, or have you lost the taste/interest because I never sent you any of my work?
i’m going to SF in 2 weeks. i’m sure a funny drunken story of mistaken gender will be shortly following the trip.
put some clothes on.
it’s starting to get cold.
Hey hey Darlin…how did I lose touch with you?I know I am subscribed *grin*
Come now..feel sorry for us ugly people..I do *laugh*
Hugging ya brat!
ugly people are nice
i like them.